yes mom i know my room is a mess its a metaphor for my life im trying to be poetic
when someone asks me for help on their math homework
if u hate christmas spirit u can jingle the fuck out of my life
According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.
In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.
Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17.
#are you telling me loki is just going through his rebellious teenage emo stage
my attempt at being seductive eating an ice cream cone wearing only a towel
I SCREAMED IM SO HAPPY
That’s it. I’m getting a bat.
whoever took the time to do this, bless you.
highlight the numbers
press ctrl and f
type in 99
Possibly the funniest moment of my childhood.
**How I greet all my friend’s dumb boyfriends**
she literally just said “i dont like you” to chris pine
there are two sides to jensen ackles
theres the male model with fanfiction green eyes:
and then theres:
and damn it i love them both
I bet you never thou-